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    <title>mehr Hände</title>
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    <title>&quot;öfter mal was neues&quot; oder</title>
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    <description>&lt;p align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;&quot;variatio delectat&quot; könnte der Titel meines neuesten Beitrages sein. Denn auch 18 Jahre nach dem das &lt;i&gt;WWW&lt;/i&gt; seinen Siegeszug begann, hällt es noch immer verborgene Schätze wie den &lt;a href=&quot;http://eternalmoonwalk.com/&quot;&gt;Eternal Moonwalk&lt;/a&gt; zu unserem Amüsement bereit.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <dc:date>2009-11-01T13:53:00Z</dc:date>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <description>&lt;i&gt;I&apos;ve got a &lt;/i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://z0r.de/?id=829&quot;&gt;big bag of crabs&lt;/a&gt; here - mal anders. Btw: mein Blog ist jetzt auch unter &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.grandmaster-d.de.tv&quot;&gt;grandmaster-d.de.tv&lt;/a&gt; zu erreichen.</description>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <dc:date>2009-07-27T16:05:00Z</dc:date>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <title>Gay Fish</title>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <dc:date>2009-04-17T19:08:00Z</dc:date>
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/94295&quot;&gt;Close Range&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
    <dc:creator>GrandMaster-D</dc:creator>
    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <dc:date>2009-04-16T10:26:00Z</dc:date>
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    <description>&lt;p align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;&lt;cite&gt;&quot;From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you.&quot;&lt;/cite&gt;Einen interessanten Artikel habe ich &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cannabisculture.com/v2/content/mexican-drug-lord-officially-thanks-american-lawmakers-keeping-drugs-illegal&quot;&gt;hier&lt;/a&gt; gefunden, in dem berichtet wird, dass &lt;i&gt;Joaquin &quot;El Chapo&quot; Guzman&lt;/i&gt; sich bei den amerikanischen Gesetzgebern für ihre (&quot;gute&quot;) Arbeit bedankt. Ich jedenfalls packe jetzt meine Sachen und flieg nach Mexiko. Für ein Kopfgeld von 5.000.000 $$$ kann man sich schon mal die Hände schmutzig machen...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;cite&gt;&quot;The War on Drugs is the greatest thing that ever happened [...]&quot;&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <dc:date>2009-04-14T14:16:00Z</dc:date>
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Obama became president.&lt;hr /&gt;Zum Vergleich: &lt;a href=&quot;http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=F4BQxpXYPk8&quot;&gt;Prince of Bel Air&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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    <dc:date>2009-01-26T17:42:00Z</dc:date>
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    <dc:subject>Muhaha</dc:subject>
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